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Jul. 20th, 2007

tonks_2005

The final day!

Lord Godric

Beginning of ‘The Boy Who Lived’
Everyone would remember Harry Potter and his heroic defeat of Lord Voldemort. He went down in the history books of not only the wizards, but the muggles as well. The world knew the story of Harry Potter, the “Boy Who Lived” and the “Chosen One.” The wizarding world also knew the story of Harry’s friends, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley, and Neville Longbottom to name a few; these individuals had fought along side Harry for years in his heroic and tragic life from his step into Hogwarts right up to the very end.
Eventually the pain would lessen as time passed. Ron and Hermione after finally realizing their love for each other, grew happy together, and wedded. They developed a nice little home of their own, similar to early days of the Burrow. It was no longer the trio without Harry, however never a day passed where he wasn’t remembered or discussed in their home. Times were good now, that is to say no evil wizard was threatening the wizarding world; however Ron and Hermione Weasley couldn’t help but look back to the past, where they had first befriended the Boy Who Lived.



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A parody of Holding Out For A Hero

Called: Holding Out For A Horcrux

Here's where all the plotholes end,
The series done at last,
Once the Horcruxes are found
And destroyed with a blast.
But I can't identify or find the things I need
And Horcruxes' destruction--
Is there a book to read?

I need a Horcrux,
I'm holding out for a Horcrux at the end of the book.
It's got to be found,
And it's got to be smashed---
And I've not the first clue where to look.
I need a Horcrux,
It could be a locket, it could be a sword--
But one thing is sure:
By the end of the book,
You're not going to be bored!
Somewhere, there's a Stargate
To the vault of Scrooge McDuck,
And somewhere in a stadium,
I'll meet Voldie--and I'm out of luck.
How am I to beat him and not get killed instead?
It's gonna take Dumbledore to do that...wait, he's dead.

I need a Horcrux,
I'm holding out for a Horcrux at the end of the tome.
It's got to be found,
And it's got to be smashed
In a vast Coliseum in Rome.
I need a Horcrux,
It could be a quill or a snake or even a cup,
But one thing is sure:
By the end of the book,
You'll wish that I had given up!
I need a Horcrux,
I'm holding out for a Horcrux at the end of the tome.
When I'm on my scavenger hunt
Across mountains, deserts and seas
I would swear that there's
Someone somewhere watching me...
Through the news on TV and reviews,
And the storm of the blogs,
I can feel their approach
Like the fire in my blood--

I need a Horcrux
(Or my parents, or maybe a Grim)
It's got to be found,
And it's got to be smashed---
And I've not the first clue where to look?
I might BE a Horcrux--
Hey, I know that the last word was "scar."
But if that proves true,
Then I say this to you--
"I'll forever haunt you, J.K.R.!"
I need a Horcrux
I’m holding out for a Horcrux until the end of time.


(I simply edited this from here where you can amuse yourself with other funny Harry Potter stuff while the forums are closed)
horse with no name

eumelkeks

Last but one window!

Here is Silver Ink Pot's entry!




I really had fun making this, and I'm glad I participated. I got the idea for this while watching the movie Gandhi, since everything the Mahatma says is a quotable phrase, and I think it's funny. I started to do something heavy with a Tower and lightning and the sky falling - you know - but decided I'd rather do something lighthearted since all of us will probably be weepy the next day just from the finality of it all. So let's have a few chuckles as we come to the end of this wonderful adventure.

Cheers ~ Silver Ink Pot

Jul. 18th, 2007

Aston - Big Ears

zomgjess

HarryPotter's entry

This literally brought tears to my eyes. It is absolutely magnificent.

horse with no name

eumelkeks

Another great entry!

It's capellablack's day!

Harry comes of age at the beginning of "Deathly Hallows," which means
he can finally take his Apparition test. In honor of this great
wizarding rite of passage, I decided to design an Apparition Licence
for Harry.



It's loosely based on the UK driver's licences, though I took quite a
few liberties with their design. Following the example of those and
the WOMBAT student ID cards, there's wavy background text that says
"Apparition Licence" is several different languages.

English — Apparition Licence
French — Permis de Transplanage
Spanish — Licencia de Aparición
German — Apparierlizenz (thanks to TENSHI from CoS for translating)
Italian — Patente di Materializzazione
Swedish — Spöktransferenslicens
Norwegian — Immiverings Sertifikat (thanks to AndrewWiggins from CoS
for translating)
Bulgarian — Свидетелство за магипортиране
(transliterated as
"Svidetelstvo za Magiportirane" ; thanks to Yoana from CoS for
translating)

Harry's picture is a recoloring by nikki13088 from deviantART of an
original sketch by phoenirius, also from deviantART.

Three more days, guys!!!

Jul. 17th, 2007

HP

eumelkeks

DH is getting closer!

Here is Kneazle's entry!


Jul. 16th, 2007

horse with no name

eumelkeks

Another entry for you!

It is MadMagic's day!

Jul. 15th, 2007

horse with no name

eumelkeks

The 25th window!

Here is CelestLBeing's entry!






Once Upon a Time

(Hogsmeade Style)


Once upon a time in a land called Chamber of Secrets there lived 75, 815 people. The lived happily together although rumors abounded concerning their mystical hero, Harry Potter. He was a brave young lad and from birth was destined to conquer the greatest evil the land had ever seen, Lord Voldemort.

As the final battle drew near the king of Chamber of Secrets, Morgoth the Mambo King, issued a decree that rumors would be banned two weeks before the final battle. His brother, Lanifiel the Lothlorien Proctologist, told Rell, Myrmidon par Excellence, to ensure all of the people that lived within the land of Chamber of Secrets heard about the decree. There was an outcry from the people of all the lands. But in Hogsmeade courtyard thirty brave souls developed a plan to thwart the King’s evil ruling.

SageThyme the Truculent went immediately to Jessica the Zealous and CelestLBeing the Queen of Borborygmi and they decided to hold a secret meeting. They called together the Order of the Flatulent. The members of the Order all live with-in the courtyard of the Castle Hogsmeade. Mugglesrock, Baroness of Curd, and Kimmitje the Ruskmaker brought food for all to enjoy during the meeting. Many ideas were brought to the table. Though some were far-fetched Tonks the Botoxified kept a straight face through-out the meeting. Lupislune the Coprolith listened intently while Zgirnius the Anti-Veela railed at including the peasants. His protests were cut off as Mexicant the Prolific tried to control her 14 children.
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Jul. 14th, 2007

horse with no name

eumelkeks

A new day brings you another window!

It's time for Katze's entry!


Jul. 13th, 2007

HP

eumelkeks

CoS is closed, long live LJ!

Don't worry, the calendar will be continued!

Here is TENSHI's entry!


Jul. 12th, 2007

hmmmm

eumelkeks

The 22nd window!

It's lupislune's day. Enjoy the entry!


Jul. 11th, 2007

happy

eumelkeks

July 11th! A new window!

Here is kala_way's entry!


Fanart by Makani and TheJasmineDragon.

Jul. 9th, 2007

Aston - Big Ears

zomgjess

Kimmetje's Day!

Kimmetje

July 21st, 2007

“Would you look at that.” Ron said. He was pointing at a large poster that did not only capture the image of Harry, but also of himself and Hermione. “It’s a bit dramatic.” He added and shrugged his shoulders.

“I think it captures the purpose.” Harry said resolutely.

“And to think this has been 10 years in the making.” Ron shook his head and tried to walk away from the billboard that was pasted on the biggest book store in London. The image on that billboard was of Harry, Ron, and Hermione falling backwards through a large hole.

“You just don’t like it, because you look scared.” Harry grinned at his friend.

“At least I don’t look constipated.” Now Ron was the one grinning. “Let’s go before the muggles see us.”

Rather than arguing, Harry decided to follow his mate and partner in the Auror Department, but not without a glance at the large sign by the front door.

***

“Why won’t you tell me where we are going?” Ron asked.

“It’s a surprise.” Harry replied. It was close to noon and they were once again walking through downtown London.

“Hermione isn’t happy about me spending one of my only vacation days with you when I see you every day at work. Mark my words, that’s exactly how she said it!”

“I won’t keep you away from your wife for very long.” Harry smiled. “We’re almost there anyway.” Ron muttered something under his breath that was not heard by Harry.

Before Ron knew it they were standing in front of that big book store they had looked at a few days earlier.

“I’m going to get us something to drink while you buy the book for me. See it as an early birthday present.” Ron shrugged and entered the store. Harry stayed in the shadows next to the book store and was all too ready to receive his best birthday gift ever.

Ron only had to walk a few feet to the stand where the last remaining books were placed when a girl screamed and pointed at him, screaming at the top of her lungs;

“There is Ron Weasley!” All the eyes in the store were fixed on him. He was surrounded by mainly girls who all had greedy looks in their eyes. Belongings were dropped and before he knew it the muggle girls – and even some guys - were pulling on him (why, someone even kissed him on the cheek!) and asking for autographs.

“HARRY POTTER!” His words were lost in the crowd, but Harry heard them all too clearly from outside and was rolling on the ground with laughter.

10 years in the making could be the best birthday gift – even for a wizard or witch!
horse with no name

eumelkeks

July 9 brings you another window!

Here is mugglesrock's entry!

21.07.07

The day we have been waiting for
The day we will be asking for more
The day we will forget about every chore
And the day we will mourn the books we adore . . .
That day will finally come.

The day it will all be over
The day we will celebrate our favorite savior
The day we will remember forever
And the day we all await together . . .
That day will finally come.

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It has been a long journey - but Harry's Express has to stop sometime. It is the day we are all looking forward to, yet the day we are dreading, because it will be the end. But July 21st will finally come.

Jul. 8th, 2007

buch

deichrodler

Sunday brings the eigtheenth window!

It's shmcminn's day!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Jul. 7th, 2007

horse with no name

eumelkeks

The seventeenth window!

Today is NadineTink's day!

Hi! I made some goodies (DH-related, of course!) for you to use/save/delete/scribble on or whatever you feel like doing with them :D

First, here's a wallapaper.

Here you have two icons:


And here you have two siggies (both can be used at CoS, as they're 300x300, and around 50kb):

Jul. 6th, 2007

happy

eumelkeks

July 6, another window for you!

Here is Spritey's entry!

Enjoy it!

Jul. 5th, 2007

horse with no name

eumelkeks

New window!

Here is mexicant's entry!


"Lily tries to explain to Severus that James has changed during a 7th year potions class, but he won't listen."

Jul. 4th, 2007

heh

eumelkeks

The fourteenth window!

Here is Yoana's entry!




Fanart by Lauren Bergholm

Jul. 3rd, 2007

pwetty please?

eumelkeks

Another day, another entry!

It's LOVEWEASLEYS04's day.




This is a picture of the Four Founder's Relics and where they would be if they are horcruxes. I will start with Ravenclaw's which I believe to be a broomstick (or wand/spear item). I believe they will find it in the air as the Ravenclaw house responds to "air". Slytherian's locket doesn't need much explanation because we have seen where it was found. However, the water of the lake responds to the Slytherian house. Next, is Gryffindor's sword. I don't believe it is a horcrux, but if it was I believe the Trio would find it surrounded by "fire" like enchantments and protections as Gryffindor responds to fire. Lastly, we have the Hufflepuff cup which I believe to be buried in the field where Tommy learned he could talk to snakes. Being that it is found buried in the "earth" responds to Hufflepuff. Those little black figures are nifflers and the trio used them to find the cup. (an idea brought up on the horcrux thread by Nicole and SageThyme). Hope you all enjoyed the picture!! It was my first time doing anything like this!

Jul. 2nd, 2007

horse with no name

eumelkeks

New entry!

I'll give you Tinkie's entry!


Jul. 1st, 2007

hmmmm

eumelkeks

Another window for you!

Here is karatekid's entry!







Are you ready?

Jun. 30th, 2007

horse with no name

eumelkeks

The tenth window!

Here is zgirnius's entry!

Enjoy it!

Author’s Note:The characters and situations of the Potterverse are the property of the amazing J. K. Rowling. I am merely borrowing them for my own amusement, and I hope the amusement of my readers as well. No copyright infringement is intended.

In keeping with the “Deathly Hallows” theme of the calendar, I present a scene from a chapter early in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”. The Weasley/Delacour wedding is over, and, true to the wishes of Albus Dumbledore, Harry has returned to the home of his aunt.

An Unexpected Visitor

A Harry Potter fanfiction by zgirnius


“We don’t want any more of your kind here. Get lost!” Uncle Vernon bellowed.

When angry, Vernon Dursley could be heard throughout the house; Harry’s bedroom was no exception. Harry understood immediately that by ‘your kind’ his uncle could only mean a wizard. He bolted through his bedroom door and towards the stairs to see who his unknown visitor might be. Ron, who had been perusing the Quidditch standings in the Daily Prophet, was right at his heels.

“I told that boy when he brought those other freaks here,” Harry heard as he approached the stairs. For the landing, he could see his uncle’s body shaking with anger. “No more! Owls swooping in at all hours, dishes flying about the kitchen…I won’t have it. GO AWAY!” With these final words, Uncle Vernon tried to slam the door.

The wizard outside adroitly stuck his foot in the door. Harry started down the stairs, and saw that the shouting had also attracted Hermione’s attention. She was standing behind Harry’s uncle in the entry hall, doubtless having come from the sitting room. Her curiosity had been sufficiently aroused that she had not even brought the book she had been reading with her As the unknown wizard opened the door wider, Hermione whipped out her wand at pointed it at the door.

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Jun. 29th, 2007

horse with no name

eumelkeks

Friday's entry!

Here is CathyWeasly's entry!


Jun. 28th, 2007

happy

eumelkeks

June 28th brings a new entry!

Enjoy guad's entry!

Jun. 27th, 2007

hmmmm

eumelkeks

A new window for you!

Behold kingwidgit's entry!

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